Once
 upon a time, there was a young boy who lived with his parents in an 
ordinary house. Now, in their backyard was a huge apple tree. Being 
young and small as the boy was, the very thought of plucking an apple 
from the tree seemed glorious. 
 
 So, he asked his parents if he 
could climb the tree to get an apple. "Yes, you may," the father said, 
"only after you have dug 6 feet below the apple tree, then you may start
 climbing." He hands a small shovel to the boy.
 
 The naive boy 
obliged. He spent months digging the ground, breaking a hand and leg in 
the process. When he had completed, he found himself trapped 6 feet 
under in a space of what looked like a coffin hole. It was a miracle if 
he could climb out of the hole at all, let alone climb tree!
 
 
Now things are running through his mind. He was getting good at this 
whole digging thing and only got swifter by the day. Perhaps he should 
just break the roots of the tree, destroy it so he can get his apple? 
After that, he can proceed to break the foundations of the house to get 
back at his father? To be continued.